1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:05,005 [opening theme song] 2 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:16,842 ♪ some people stand In the darkness ♪ 3 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:20,933 ♪ afraid to step Into the light ♪ 4 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:24,937 ♪ some people need To help somebody ♪ 5 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:27,984 ♪ when the edge Of surrender's in sight ♪ 6 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:30,726 ♪ don't you worry 7 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:34,034 ♪ it's gonna be all right 8 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:38,821 ♪ 'cause I'm always ready 9 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:42,303 ♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪ 10 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:47,786 ♪ I'll be ready 11 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,353 ♪ I'll be ready 12 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:51,225 ♪ never you fear 13 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:53,444 ♪ no, don't you fear 14 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:56,317 ♪ I'll be ready 15 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:59,885 ♪ forever and always 16 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:03,193 ♪ I'm always here 17 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:22,778 ♪ 'cause I'm always ready 18 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:26,173 ♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪ 19 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:31,874 ♪ I'll be ready 20 00:01:32,004 --> 00:01:33,658 ♪ I'll be ready 21 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:35,443 ♪ never you fear 22 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:36,879 ♪ no, don't you fear 23 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:40,361 ♪ I'll be ready 24 00:01:40,491 --> 00:01:43,755 ♪ forever and always 25 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:46,628 ♪ I'm always here 26 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:53,113 Baywatch 27 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:03,819 "Shelter me" 28 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:05,429 [thunder] 29 00:02:16,832 --> 00:02:19,313 [thunder] 30 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:21,228 [newscaster] What started As a tropical depression 31 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:23,665 Several days ago, Off the hawaiian island, 32 00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:25,971 Has finally reached The coast of california. 33 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:29,366 The storm came ashore Just north of san clemente, 34 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:31,760 And has beach communities In los angeles county 35 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,327 Preparing for what could be 36 00:02:33,457 --> 00:02:35,329 The worst we've seen In eight years. 37 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:37,635 These pictures Are a graphic reminder 38 00:02:37,766 --> 00:02:39,681 Of the millions Of dollars of damage done 39 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:42,031 When that storm caught The southland off-guard. 40 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,903 This time, authorities are busy evacuating people 41 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:47,602 From hermosa beach All the way north to malibu. 42 00:02:47,732 --> 00:02:48,820 Hi. 43 00:02:48,951 --> 00:02:50,082 Who was that on the phone? 44 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,519 My mother. 45 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:53,782 She has another prospective Client for me to meet 46 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:55,044 When we go up next week. 47 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,828 Anything interesting? 48 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:59,048 A friend of hers wants me To draw up a new will, 49 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,181 Something About cutting out his wife. 50 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:02,704 Why's he want to do that? 51 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:04,836 He claims She's trying to kill him 52 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,925 By cooking with too much salt. 53 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:09,928 The weather is gonna be bad. We're really gonna get it. 54 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:13,367 You know, We could go someplace else, 55 00:03:13,497 --> 00:03:16,065 And see your parents Another time. 56 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,850 Gina. Let's not have This conversation again. 57 00:03:18,981 --> 00:03:21,070 My mother already knows we went To new york last spring 58 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,376 To see your folks. 59 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:24,116 So? 60 00:03:24,987 --> 00:03:27,381 She keeps a little scorecard On her refrigerator. 61 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:29,470 If we go to see your parents More than my parents, 62 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,123 She'll hit me With that favoritism thing. 63 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:32,516 And I'll never hear The end of it. 64 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:35,867 That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. 65 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:37,042 We've been over this A hundred times. 66 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:39,523 We're going to san francisco. 67 00:03:39,654 --> 00:03:42,004 Just once, I'd love to see You do something 68 00:03:42,134 --> 00:03:43,484 That was not planned out. 69 00:03:43,614 --> 00:03:45,964 Do something spontaneous! 70 00:03:46,095 --> 00:03:47,227 You wanna see Something spontaneous? 71 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:48,228 Yeah! 72 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:50,404 Watch this. 73 00:03:57,628 --> 00:04:00,849 [thunder] 74 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,160 Garner to baywatch. Come in. 75 00:04:09,205 --> 00:04:10,685 [mitch] Go ahead, garner. 76 00:04:10,815 --> 00:04:12,164 I hope you're snug As a bug down there. 77 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:13,383 Yeah, don't worry about me. 78 00:04:13,514 --> 00:04:14,819 I'll be out there shortly. 79 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,212 How's the evacuation going? 80 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:18,127 We're taking Some of the homeless, 81 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,042 And everybody else with no place To go, down to the shelters. 82 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:21,957 I've got a nice Hot cup of coffee 83 00:04:22,087 --> 00:04:23,175 Waiting for you here. 84 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:25,917 Wonderful. 85 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:28,485 I'm gonna check Under the pier and I'll be in. 86 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:31,793 Oh, and garner? Try and keep your feet dry. 87 00:04:31,923 --> 00:04:33,708 I wouldn't want you Catching a cold. 88 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:36,014 Yes, mom. 89 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:38,974 You guys take off. 90 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:40,236 If I find anybody else, 91 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:41,368 I'll take them To lifeguard headquarters. 92 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:42,499 Okay, right. 93 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:52,553 Hello! 94 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:55,947 Anybody down here? We got a storm coming in. 95 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:03,215 [frank] It's a cop. 96 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,957 Come on now, I'm just gonna Get you outta the bad weather. 97 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:07,655 Hey! Come on out! 98 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:11,223 [suspenseful music] 99 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:14,009 [shot fire] 100 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:15,402 [shot fire] 101 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:17,404 [screaming] 102 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:32,114 Oh, no! You, jerk! 103 00:05:32,244 --> 00:05:33,724 You had to go and kill a cop? 104 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,160 What was I gonna do? He recognized us. 105 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:36,423 You don't know that! 106 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:37,598 He was just looking for bums. 107 00:05:37,728 --> 00:05:38,903 No. Uh-uh. 108 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:41,384 I saw the look in his eyes. He recognized us. 109 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:43,255 Every cop in this city's Looking for us. 110 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:46,607 Maybe he'll wash ashore In hawaii someday. 111 00:05:46,737 --> 00:05:49,218 I am not going back to jail. Not again. 112 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,698 Let's get out of here. 113 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:58,706 [voices from the tv] 114 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:06,583 No, consuelo. 115 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:10,761 [soap opera in spanish] 116 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:12,415 Not the pig farmer. 117 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:15,200 He's not good for you. 118 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:18,378 [telephone ringing] 119 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,338 [telephone ringing] 120 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:24,427 Hello? 121 00:06:24,558 --> 00:06:25,385 Mr. Dietz? 122 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:26,298 Yo. 123 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:27,299 Mitch bucannon. 124 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:30,651 Listen, is my roof gonna Be alright in this storm? 125 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:32,304 What roof? 126 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:33,697 [whooping laughing] 127 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:35,177 I'm sorry. I'm kidding. 128 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:37,005 As long as we get it down Before the rain hits, 129 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:38,572 You don't got nothing To worry about. 130 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:40,443 [thunder] 131 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:42,837 Great. Ah... 132 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:44,665 Will you call me If there's a problem? 133 00:06:44,795 --> 00:06:47,232 Absolutely right. 134 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:48,669 Alright. I gotta go. 135 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:50,148 [hangs up the telephone] 136 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:55,893 [laughing] 137 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:03,510 [thorpe] And slightly smaller waves 138 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:04,946 Up from santa monica And will rogers beach. 139 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:08,340 But checking zuma And broad beach, 140 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:10,821 Surf is expected to be In the four to six foot range. 141 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:13,607 So wax down your sticks And pack up your woodies. 142 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,304 This is captain don thorpe... 143 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:18,786 This is captain don thorpe Speaking for the kbla's... 144 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:20,875 Surf report. 145 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:21,832 [clears throat] 146 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:23,573 Oh... Sorry, sir. 147 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:25,532 I didn't mean to sneak Up on you like that. 148 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:27,621 As a matter of fact, I had No idea you were still here. 149 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:30,493 I was just on my way out. 150 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:32,408 All right. How was it? 151 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:35,063 Super! Great. I mean... 152 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:36,934 What exactly were you doing? 153 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:38,588 I'm practicing for an audition 154 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:41,112 I have to take at kbla. 155 00:07:41,243 --> 00:07:42,984 They called down here to see If anybody was interested 156 00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:45,377 In trying out for a new Radio spot they are doing 157 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:47,205 With the daily surf conditions. 158 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:48,293 You'll be a hard man to beat. 159 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:49,425 [laughing] 160 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:51,688 I figure with my qualifications, 161 00:07:51,819 --> 00:07:54,038 And incredible charisma, 162 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:55,866 I might have a pretty good shot. 163 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:57,477 Why not? Wish me luck. 164 00:07:57,607 --> 00:07:58,478 Luck. 165 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:01,263 -hello, craig. -hey. 166 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:03,047 What're you doing here? 167 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:04,135 Where you going? 168 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:07,269 I'm gonna take a final patrol. Make sure the beaches are empty. 169 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:08,618 I'll navigate. 170 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:10,011 Okay. 171 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:28,159 [moaning] 172 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:34,122 [radio] All units... 173 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:36,254 You wanna tell me about it? 174 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:37,473 Tell you about what? 175 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,606 [wry laugh] Okay. 176 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:42,173 Gina thinks everything I do has To be perfectly laid out. 177 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:45,655 She thinks I'm not capable Of doing anything spontaneously. 178 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:46,700 You're not. 179 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:48,832 Oh, come on. 180 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:50,094 Really? 181 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:52,140 Craig, it's no big deal. 182 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:54,446 It's just that some people Have a deep seeded, 183 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:57,406 Psychological need To always be in control. 184 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,148 You function better when you Have everything planned out. 185 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:01,976 Have you been watching donahue, Or something? 186 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:05,022 You always take sausage And mushrooms on your pizza, 187 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:07,677 You always leave dodger games After one out in the eighth, 188 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,636 You get your hair cut Every three weeks, 189 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:11,768 And I bet you lay Your clothes out 190 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,291 Every night Before you go to bed. 191 00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:15,903 Ha! I don't lay my clothes Out before I go to bed! 192 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,427 Every night. 193 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,950 It's no big deal. 194 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:21,299 So you're predictable. 195 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:25,739 Come on. Let's check the restrooms. 196 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:33,442 About time you guys got here. 197 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,879 You didn't think we'd rest Until we found you, henry? 198 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:38,534 You boys are too good to me. 199 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,492 I hope you got something To eat back there. 200 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:42,190 Yeah. Come on, henry. 201 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,061 Hey, you can wait the storm out At headquarters. 202 00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:45,410 We'll be alright. 203 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:47,717 This place floods. You'll have to come with us. 204 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:50,198 Come on. These boys will Take good care of us. 205 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,896 Thanks. We appreciate it. 206 00:09:56,683 --> 00:10:00,295 Are you nuts? We can't go with them! 207 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,427 They're a couple of lifeguards. 208 00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:03,907 What can they do? 209 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:06,475 [elevator arriving] 210 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,482 Let me help you with that. 211 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,614 We got it. 212 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,704 Thanks. 213 00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,403 This is kind of a neat idea. 214 00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,840 I've never been To a hurricane party. 215 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,929 Well I know this isn't Officially a hurricane, 216 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:28,149 But I figure we might Not get another chance. 217 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:30,151 Besides, I love a good storm. 218 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:31,631 I love a good party. 219 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:32,719 You're both gonna Love these movies. 220 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:33,850 Classics. 221 00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,200 The three stooges, Laurel and hardy 222 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,898 Tweety and sylvester? 223 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,422 What? I love tweety And sylvester. 224 00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:41,597 So does craig. 225 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,555 Where is craig, anyway? 226 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,035 I think he went In to headquarters. 227 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:46,341 Headquarters? 228 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:47,821 We kind of had a little Fight this morning. 229 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,213 What about? 230 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:50,301 I mean-- 231 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:51,476 You know the dumb part? 232 00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:52,739 We weren't fighting About anything. 233 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:55,219 You don't have to go on, gina. 234 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:56,873 No. It's no big deal. 235 00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:58,658 When you get married, you'll Understand that every so often, 236 00:10:58,788 --> 00:10:59,963 You have to fight. 237 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,312 It's like a requirement. 238 00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:02,444 I can't wait. 239 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,141 The dumbest thing 240 00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:05,839 S you find the stupidest Things to argue about, 241 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,669 Even if you're not really mad At the other person. 242 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:14,630 I think it has something To do with making up. 243 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,154 Where you going? 244 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,115 [door closing] 245 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,509 Married people Can be really weird. 246 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,076 Oh, I don't know. 247 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,687 You're not married And you're really weird. 248 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:31,342 Ow! What-- 249 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:38,698 Uh! 250 00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,222 Everybody off the beach? 251 00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:42,658 I hope so. 252 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,660 I just brought in three more in. 253 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,183 One of them has A cut on his face. 254 00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:47,054 Wanna take a look at it? 255 00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:48,185 Sure. 256 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:49,621 Hey, mitch. Hobie called. 257 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,014 Everything all right? 258 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,581 Yeah. Call him at home. He said it was important. 259 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,582 Okay. 260 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,890 [dietz] Take it easy on you. 261 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,762 [telephone ringing] 262 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,982 Hello? Hi, dad. 263 00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,548 Hey hobe, what's up? 264 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,855 Everyone got sent home from School because of the storm. 265 00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:06,943 Everything all right? 266 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,466 It depends. 267 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,772 Depends on what? 268 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:12,296 Depends on what home Owner's liability means. 269 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,733 What happened? 270 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,518 Some guy fell off the roof. 271 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:19,260 They're taking him To the hospital for x-rays. 272 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,044 Did they finish getting The roof down? 273 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:24,787 Not completely, But we got it under control. 274 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,137 Alright, I'll get home As soon as I can, 275 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:28,835 But this storm might hold me up. 276 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,097 It's getting bad out there. 277 00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:31,576 Okay, bye. 278 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:33,665 I'll go get more. 279 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,493 You think You should call your mom? 280 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:38,018 Why? She'd just make me go home. 281 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,295 The wind was blowing so hard, 282 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,427 I wasn't even sure Where I was going. 283 00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,342 This storm came in so fast, 284 00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,127 I guess we were lucky To get out of it. 285 00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:02,564 I've seen it get Pretty bad out there. 286 00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:05,306 Yeah? How long You been doing this? 287 00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,438 I started lifeguarding In high school. 288 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,616 I never knew they made Such pretty ones. 289 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:19,363 [suspenseful music] 290 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:22,018 [gasping] 291 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,372 [groaning] 292 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,339 [moaning] 293 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,273 Baywatch headquarter 294 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:00,404 [frank] Dick. 295 00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:01,928 Get in here. 296 00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:02,972 What? 297 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,147 I don't like this. 298 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,540 What's not to like? 299 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,847 We hang here until after The storm, then we split. 300 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,892 I don't know, not after What happened this morning-- 301 00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,676 Shh! 302 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:15,550 Look, no one has any reason To suspect anything. 303 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:20,120 We just got caught in the storm, Like the rest of these folks. 304 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:22,252 But what if that cop-- 305 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,819 [whispering] Shut up! 306 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:25,865 He is dead. 307 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:29,172 All we gotta do is play it cool. 308 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:31,305 Okay? 309 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,047 [sighing] 310 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,396 Come on. 311 00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,029 That was my mom on the phone. 312 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,858 She's gonna pick me up After the storm. 313 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:07,732 That is, if you don't mind Me waiting it out with you. 314 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:11,606 Mind? No, that'll be just fine. 315 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,525 What if the roof blows off? 316 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:18,743 No chance. 317 00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,310 How do you know? 318 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,791 The workman said he laid down His best tarp up there. 319 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,925 He personally guaranteed me We have nothing to worry about. 320 00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,710 That's reassuring. 321 00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,064 What do you-- 322 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:37,806 What were you gonna say? 323 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,329 No, go ahead. 324 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,984 I was just gonna say Maybe I should... 325 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:45,205 Get up and check the place out. 326 00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:47,598 See if all the windows Are secure and everything. 327 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:51,733 I think maybe I'll go in the kitchen and... 328 00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,169 Make some coffee. 329 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,823 Coffee? 330 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:56,520 Great. 331 00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,000 On a day like this, 332 00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:00,307 There's nothing like a good, Strong cup of coffee. 333 00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:06,226 [shower running] 334 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:09,925 [suspenseful music] 335 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:26,594 [steps approaching] 336 00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,733 [suspenseful music intensifies] 337 00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,300 [gina] Rattail! 338 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,998 [laughing] 339 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,784 I thought we outlawed Those in mazatlan? 340 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:46,527 Oh, no, señor, we're not In mazatlan anymore. 341 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:47,876 No? 342 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:48,964 You brat! 343 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,794 What're you doing down here? 344 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,926 -apologizing. -give me my towel. 345 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,972 It was a stupid thing To fight about. 346 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,147 No, it wasn't. 347 00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:59,757 I gave the whole thing A lot of thought. 348 00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,455 -you have? -yes, I have. 349 00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:03,500 No more plans, No more schedules, 350 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,286 No more predictability. 351 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:15,382 [rock music playing] 352 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,649 Okay, your turn. 353 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,085 [man] Good luck, man. 354 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,304 Peterson, right? 355 00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,268 [clears his throat] 356 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:37,534 Excuse me. Are you like A bus driver, or something? 357 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,014 [door opening] 358 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,063 -captain thorpe. -trevor. 359 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,022 You here for the audition? 360 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,676 Yes, that's right. 361 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:51,592 We might be here a while. 362 00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,246 The road is blocked. 363 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:54,943 The police aren't Letting anybody put. 364 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,163 Killer accent man. 365 00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,948 "God save the queen," right? 366 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:02,864 I didn't know any Of the other guards 367 00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,300 Would be trying out for this. 368 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,694 Yeah, I noticed you didn't Exactly spread the word 369 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,870 When the station called Headquarters asking for people. 370 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,828 Scared of a little competition? 371 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,395 I'm gonna tell you something, 372 00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,049 And it's only Because you're a neophyte, 373 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,660 The lowest rookie on my beach. 374 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:21,622 I'm here because I'm the most Qualified person for the job. 375 00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:22,884 That's a good one. 376 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,842 You really look like you're part 377 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,453 Of today's surfing scene. 378 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:29,151 I could barely pick you out From the rest of this pack. 379 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:44,079 [suspenseful music] 380 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,744 [groaning] 381 00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,232 Hello? 382 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:09,278 Come in. Anybody. 383 00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,932 Officer in trouble. 384 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,674 Can you read me? Come in! 385 00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:15,806 Come in. 386 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:24,554 [ominous music] 387 00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:38,916 [ominous music intensifies] 388 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,657 [thunder] 389 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,659 I'm sorry if I scared you. 390 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,661 It's all right. I just didn't hear you come in. 391 00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,185 This place is amazing. 392 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,970 I never would have guessed So much goes on in here. 393 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,799 It's a bigger job Than most people realize. 394 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,236 All the trucks And equipment you guys have. 395 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,455 And a kitchen! 396 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,239 Man, it's really something. 397 00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,458 Yeah. 398 00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:00,851 You know, I really appreciate 399 00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:03,506 You taking care Of my face like that. 400 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,204 It's no problem. 401 00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,162 What were you doing out In this weather, anyway? 402 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,164 Like I said earlier, 403 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:12,211 The storm hit awful fast, Kinda caught us off-guard. 404 00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,516 Yeah. 405 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,215 Well, I see you. 406 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,129 Yeah, see you. 407 00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,007 What's going on? 408 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,096 She suspects something, dick. 409 00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,102 [newscaster] Southern California's really taking 410 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,408 This storm on the chin. 411 00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:36,757 Thanks. 412 00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:37,758 The national weather service Has upgraded it 413 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,716 To a tropical storm 414 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:43,111 With winds gusting to 69 continues to batter the coast. 415 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,461 We're reporting a section Of the pacific coast highway, 416 00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:47,463 South of malibu Are closed due to flooding. 417 00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,291 So what's with this weather, Anyway? 418 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:50,640 What do you mean? 419 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,034 I mean, whatever happened To it never rains 420 00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,165 In southern california? 421 00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,602 Propaganda. 422 00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,734 That song was written By the chamber of commerce. 423 00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:00,389 [music playing] 424 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,130 You know, 425 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,306 We used to get weather Like this back in philly, 426 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:07,048 Except it was a lot colder And it'd last for weeks. 427 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,050 I think it's kinda romantic. 428 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,878 What's romantic about the rain? 429 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:13,010 I don't know. 430 00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:15,012 I guess it reminds me Of dave williams. 431 00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:16,057 Dave williams? 432 00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:17,493 Yeah. 433 00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,974 He was my first boyfriend Back in fourth grade. 434 00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:23,586 I remember he came over One day and it was raining. 435 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:26,633 And my mom had just gone To the grocery store, 436 00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:29,549 And we were home alone in the Den, watching the munsters. 437 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:30,637 That is romantic. 438 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,029 Shut up. 439 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,250 Anyway, I knew He really liked me 440 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:38,209 Because he would write me Notes all the time in class 441 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,342 And I knew he wanted to kiss me. 442 00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:41,517 Did you let him? 443 00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:43,258 Every time he was about to try, 444 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:45,304 He would start sweating And hyperventilating. 445 00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,306 So, finally, I kissed him. 446 00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:48,959 And how'd he take that? 447 00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:50,613 I don't know. 448 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,789 We were, like, an item For a couple weeks 449 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,183 And then he dumped me For k.C. Mulligan. 450 00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:57,620 [laughing] 451 00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:00,144 What about you? 452 00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:02,233 I -- I don't remember. 453 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,410 Everybody remembers Their first kiss. 454 00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:05,846 Now, come on. Let's hear it. 455 00:22:05,976 --> 00:22:07,064 Come on! 456 00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:10,764 I was maybe, what? Thirteen. 457 00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:11,852 Late bloomer. 458 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,723 [laughing] Yeah, yeah. 459 00:22:13,854 --> 00:22:15,856 I guess I was kinda Like your friend dave. 460 00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:18,424 Except the thought of kissing A girl didn't make me throw up. 461 00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:23,472 Susie depinho. 462 00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:25,561 Yep. 463 00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:27,737 I had it all planned out. 464 00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:30,610 As soon as the train went Into the 10th street tunnel, 465 00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:32,351 I'll make my move. 466 00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:34,353 And? 467 00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:35,789 [laughing] 468 00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:37,486 And I chickened out. 469 00:22:37,617 --> 00:22:39,270 But I did get that kiss. 470 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,316 Yep. Down on the wharf, 471 00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:42,970 In front of all the old Schooner ships. 472 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:44,232 You're right. 473 00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:47,366 It is something You never forget. 474 00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:51,457 [romantic music playing] 475 00:23:11,955 --> 00:23:16,220 [romantic music continues] 476 00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:29,451 Okay. I talked jill Into coming to the party. 477 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:30,844 Did you talk To eddie and shauni? 478 00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:31,801 Phones are out. 479 00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:33,412 -really? -yep. 480 00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:35,109 Let me check The downstairs line. 481 00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:37,285 Maybe it's just that Cranky old switchboard. 482 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:41,202 Oh. 483 00:23:53,344 --> 00:23:54,171 [low voice] Operator. 484 00:23:54,302 --> 00:23:55,869 Operator? 485 00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:58,045 I can barely hear you. There's lot of static. 486 00:23:58,175 --> 00:23:59,350 Can I help you? 487 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:00,961 This is the baywatch Lifeguard headquarters-- 488 00:24:01,091 --> 00:24:04,268 [muffled screaming] 489 00:24:05,705 --> 00:24:08,447 [muffled screaming] 490 00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:09,622 [screaming] 491 00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:11,624 Gonna call the cops, huh, baby? 492 00:24:11,754 --> 00:24:14,365 Gonna call the cops? Don't think so! 493 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:15,366 [screaming] 494 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:16,803 [screaming] 495 00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:21,808 Hey! 496 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:25,507 Back off, pal. 497 00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:26,813 [gasping] 498 00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:29,250 No, you back off, pal. 499 00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:31,078 All right. Just take it easy. 500 00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:33,428 Everybody better take it easy. 501 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,659 Okay. Now, Every stay real relaxed 502 00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:48,878 And no one's gonna Get hurt, okay? 503 00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:50,706 Okay. 504 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:52,491 Come on. 505 00:24:55,363 --> 00:24:57,321 Are you out of your feeble mind? 506 00:24:57,452 --> 00:24:58,497 What are we gonna do? 507 00:24:58,627 --> 00:24:59,498 Maybe you should've Thought of that 508 00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:01,151 Before you pulled your gun. 509 00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:02,979 [frank] Let's just get out of here. 510 00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:04,764 We gotta wait Till after the storm. 511 00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:07,462 You know what your problem is? You don't think. 512 00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:08,332 You're the same stupid -- 513 00:25:08,463 --> 00:25:10,726 Shut up! I do think. I always think. 514 00:25:10,857 --> 00:25:12,772 That one recognizes us. That one recognizes-- 515 00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:14,121 Okay. Shut up. 516 00:25:14,251 --> 00:25:15,426 Excuse me. 517 00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:18,342 I just wanna know What's going on here. 518 00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:19,996 Is this some sorta Stick-up or something? 519 00:25:20,127 --> 00:25:21,737 Yeah. That's right. 520 00:25:21,868 --> 00:25:23,696 We couldn't decide Whether to rob a bank 521 00:25:23,826 --> 00:25:26,960 Or a lifeguard station, You sand-for-brains. 522 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:28,831 Now, stay there and shut up. 523 00:25:31,747 --> 00:25:34,097 Make sure all the doors Down here are locked 524 00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:36,230 And we'll move Everybody upstairs. 525 00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:51,419 We should try and reach Garner on the radio. 526 00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:55,205 I talked to him this morning. 527 00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:57,033 He said he'd stop By after his patrol. 528 00:25:57,164 --> 00:25:58,295 Maybe there's Some way we can reach 529 00:25:58,426 --> 00:25:59,645 Or tip him off we got a problem. 530 00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:03,605 Okay. We're all locked in now. 531 00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:06,260 Okay, everybody. We're gonna Wait this out upstairs. 532 00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:07,609 Come on. Move it! 533 00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:10,264 Cover them. 534 00:26:21,057 --> 00:26:23,625 [groaning] 535 00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:35,376 [groaning] 536 00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:40,163 [trying to open the door] 537 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:49,695 [shot fire] 538 00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:52,393 [shot fire] 539 00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:55,804 Hey, what the hell is that? 540 00:27:57,458 --> 00:27:59,808 Somebody's trying to call In from one of the towers. 541 00:27:59,939 --> 00:28:01,331 Okay. Well, answer it. Get rid of it. 542 00:28:01,462 --> 00:28:02,681 Come on. Now. 543 00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:18,261 Bucannon. 544 00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:20,394 Mitch, this is garner. 545 00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:21,743 What are you doing out there? 546 00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:24,006 I need help. Somebody fired me Under the pier. 547 00:28:25,051 --> 00:28:26,966 You gotta be the only Lifeguard crazy enough 548 00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:28,228 To work a tower today. 549 00:28:28,358 --> 00:28:29,664 Are they there? 550 00:28:29,795 --> 00:28:30,970 Yeah. 551 00:28:31,535 --> 00:28:33,189 Yeah. The place Is all locked up. 552 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,757 Why don't you just go home And get some rest, huh? 553 00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:38,542 Mitch, be careful. 554 00:28:38,673 --> 00:28:40,370 If they are who I think They are, they were doing time 555 00:28:40,501 --> 00:28:41,545 On a murder rap At terminal island. 556 00:28:41,676 --> 00:28:42,721 One of them shot me. 557 00:28:42,851 --> 00:28:44,635 [disconnecting call] 558 00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:46,333 Who was it? 559 00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:47,943 One of my guards. 560 00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:54,384 If you're lying, You're the first one I kill. 561 00:29:21,063 --> 00:29:22,891 It was garner That called in from the tower. 562 00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:27,635 Does he have any idea What's going on down here? 563 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,289 Yeah. He's got a real good idea. 564 00:29:29,419 --> 00:29:30,681 He says one of these guys Shot him. 565 00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:31,726 What? 566 00:29:31,857 --> 00:29:33,206 These characters Are real bad news. 567 00:29:33,336 --> 00:29:34,685 They're the two that escaped 568 00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,687 From terminal island At long beach. 569 00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:45,784 Thanks for the sweats. 570 00:29:46,567 --> 00:29:47,916 You're welcome. 571 00:29:48,047 --> 00:29:50,266 Days like these you just Have to put on your comfies. 572 00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:52,051 Yeah. I know what you mean. 573 00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:54,705 -wow. -what's wrong? 574 00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:57,883 Oh. Nothing's wrong. 575 00:29:58,013 --> 00:29:59,710 You just-- 576 00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:02,278 You look really great In my sweats. 577 00:30:03,062 --> 00:30:04,063 Thanks. 578 00:30:05,281 --> 00:30:07,109 I wonder where craig And gina are? 579 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,198 I don't know, but I'm starving, 580 00:30:09,329 --> 00:30:11,026 Enough for gina's goat dip. 581 00:30:11,157 --> 00:30:12,854 Well, I'll fix you something. 582 00:30:14,508 --> 00:30:15,596 Really? 583 00:30:15,726 --> 00:30:18,120 Okay. If you're volunteering. 584 00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:19,905 Let's see. 585 00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:22,298 Grilled cheese and tomato soup. 586 00:30:23,212 --> 00:30:25,084 -I think I can handle that. -yeah. 587 00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:27,042 It's kinda like you And your comfies. 588 00:30:27,173 --> 00:30:29,915 To me, a day like this Calls soup and sandwiches. 589 00:30:30,045 --> 00:30:31,655 That's cute. 590 00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:36,182 How about some music? 591 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,967 Sure. Anything in particular? 592 00:30:39,098 --> 00:30:40,751 Something soft. 593 00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:43,319 -okay. -okay. 594 00:31:00,336 --> 00:31:03,731 [soft rock music playing] 595 00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:20,226 You know... 596 00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:23,838 That kiss kinda surprised me. 597 00:31:25,492 --> 00:31:27,233 I guess it kinda Surprised me, too. 598 00:31:27,363 --> 00:31:31,193 [soft rock music playing] 599 00:31:34,022 --> 00:31:37,025 ♪ oh, oh, yeah 600 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:43,902 ♪ oh 601 00:31:47,296 --> 00:31:52,084 ♪ we have known Our greatest pride ♪ 602 00:31:56,697 --> 00:32:01,702 ♪ but you said it Before my eyes ♪ 603 00:32:05,836 --> 00:32:11,146 ♪ I dream of you and me 604 00:32:15,498 --> 00:32:19,938 ♪ take on the road To make you see ♪ 605 00:32:23,811 --> 00:32:27,597 ♪ just one kiss And I cannot resist ♪ 606 00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:30,557 ♪ and now you have my heart 607 00:32:33,212 --> 00:32:36,867 ♪ just one kiss to find A love like this ♪ 608 00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:39,958 ♪ and we'll never part 609 00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:48,879 ♪ just one kiss is all it took 610 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,064 ♪ uh 611 00:33:02,284 --> 00:33:04,417 ♪ oh, oh 612 00:33:06,897 --> 00:33:08,725 ♪ oh, baby 613 00:33:09,944 --> 00:33:11,641 ♪ eh, eh 614 00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:15,210 ♪ just one kiss 615 00:33:40,714 --> 00:33:43,108 I think it's a big mistake, Us waiting around here. 616 00:33:43,238 --> 00:33:44,674 The highway's flooded. 617 00:33:44,805 --> 00:33:46,894 Soon as we leave, They'll radio the cops. 618 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,027 We could take one Of them with us. 619 00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:56,425 This guy is Really giving me the creeps. 620 00:33:56,556 --> 00:33:57,600 Don't pay attention. 621 00:33:57,731 --> 00:33:59,428 Honey, he's staring at me. 622 00:34:03,345 --> 00:34:09,003 [terror music from tv] 623 00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:18,404 Why is that, That in monster movies, 624 00:34:18,534 --> 00:34:20,884 They always do weird Things with their eyebrows? 625 00:34:21,015 --> 00:34:22,016 What do you mean? 626 00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:25,019 You know? 627 00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:28,240 How about when they know the Monster's hiding in the attic, 628 00:34:28,370 --> 00:34:29,676 But they go up there anyways? 629 00:34:29,806 --> 00:34:30,981 That's so fake! 630 00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:32,722 All they have to do It get out of the house. 631 00:34:34,681 --> 00:34:36,378 [thunder] 632 00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:42,080 You know, this storm reminds Me of the watermelon baby. 633 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:43,211 So let's hear it. 634 00:34:43,342 --> 00:34:44,908 Okay. But I'm warning you, 635 00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:46,519 It's not pretty. 636 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,870 The watermelon baby Lived in this old, scary, 637 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,872 Broken down, House out in the woods. 638 00:34:52,002 --> 00:34:54,309 His mother kept him Locked up in a root cellar. 639 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,571 How come? 640 00:34:55,702 --> 00:34:57,791 Because he was half animal And half human. 641 00:34:58,487 --> 00:35:00,141 Anyways, during a storm, 642 00:35:00,272 --> 00:35:03,057 You could hear The watermelon baby howling. 643 00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:04,885 [thunder] 644 00:35:08,062 --> 00:35:09,585 He hated thunder. 645 00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:12,719 So, finally, during one storm, It got so bad. 646 00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:15,591 His mother couldn't stand Listening to him anymore, 647 00:35:15,722 --> 00:35:19,291 So she ran out into the rain And unlocked the cellar door 648 00:35:19,421 --> 00:35:20,770 Then what? 649 00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:22,729 Then after all those years Of being fed 650 00:35:22,859 --> 00:35:24,600 Nothing but watermelon, 651 00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:26,950 He was waiting for her. 652 00:35:27,995 --> 00:35:28,909 He killed her? 653 00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:33,174 Then he ran out into the woods And was never seen again. 654 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:36,308 Supposedly, during a bad storm, 655 00:35:36,438 --> 00:35:38,701 You can still hear him howling Out in the woods at night. 656 00:35:38,832 --> 00:35:41,617 [wind howling] 657 00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:46,187 You're just trying to scare me. 658 00:35:46,318 --> 00:35:47,362 Is it working? 659 00:35:47,493 --> 00:35:49,059 [thunder] 660 00:35:52,411 --> 00:35:53,325 Yes. 661 00:35:53,455 --> 00:35:55,065 Don't worry. It's only the power. 662 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,685 There. See? 663 00:36:05,815 --> 00:36:07,208 There's nothing to worry about. 664 00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:10,342 Could-- could you... 665 00:36:11,821 --> 00:36:13,258 Hold me? 666 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,999 Just for a minute. 667 00:36:20,047 --> 00:36:21,091 Sure. 668 00:36:37,934 --> 00:36:40,894 The emergency generator Will keep us lit for a while. 669 00:36:41,024 --> 00:36:42,635 I wouldn't tax it too much, 670 00:36:43,766 --> 00:36:45,159 Just in case. 671 00:37:06,441 --> 00:37:07,442 Get up. 672 00:37:10,489 --> 00:37:12,055 Come on, I'm not gonna hurt you. 673 00:37:12,186 --> 00:37:13,709 Hey, what are you doing? 674 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,278 Hey, I'm gonna take A look downstairs! 675 00:37:17,409 --> 00:37:18,671 These boys won't give you Any problems 676 00:37:18,801 --> 00:37:20,760 As long as I have a little Collateral with me, 677 00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:22,327 Now will you, boys? 678 00:37:22,457 --> 00:37:23,632 I'll go with you. 679 00:37:23,763 --> 00:37:25,112 Oh, thank you. 680 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,896 But you're Not even my second choice. 681 00:37:27,027 --> 00:37:28,855 Sit down. Sit down. 682 00:37:28,985 --> 00:37:31,249 Double-dare me, lifeboy. You know I'll do it. 683 00:37:32,685 --> 00:37:33,816 Yeah. 684 00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:39,474 Come on. Up, up, up. Let's go. 685 00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:41,259 Up. Come one, sweetheart. 686 00:37:41,389 --> 00:37:44,000 Why don't we go For a little walk here, huh? 687 00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:45,611 Right this way. 688 00:37:46,481 --> 00:37:48,657 [loud crash] 689 00:37:49,528 --> 00:37:50,877 -get down! -[screaming] 690 00:37:52,052 --> 00:37:53,009 [screaming] 691 00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:57,318 [glass smashing] 692 00:38:10,897 --> 00:38:12,202 Hold on. 693 00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:13,769 [shot fire] 694 00:38:15,597 --> 00:38:16,859 [gina] Craig! 695 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,167 [groaning] 696 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,690 [mitch] Don't shoot! 697 00:38:22,822 --> 00:38:24,737 Don't shoot 698 00:38:34,094 --> 00:38:37,402 I'm telling you, frank. Just be cool, okay? 699 00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:45,975 [hammering] 700 00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:49,892 [groaning] 701 00:38:50,023 --> 00:38:51,024 Shh. How does that feel? 702 00:38:51,154 --> 00:38:52,634 Wonderful. 703 00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:54,070 You are in big trouble, mister. 704 00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:55,550 What did I do? 705 00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:56,899 Could've gotten yourself killed, That's what you did. 706 00:38:57,030 --> 00:38:58,814 Ah. Gina... 707 00:39:00,686 --> 00:39:02,427 He wasn't gonna drag you Downstairs for a nice stroll 708 00:39:02,557 --> 00:39:03,645 Through the locker room. 709 00:39:03,776 --> 00:39:05,604 Shh. 710 00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:08,171 I love you. 711 00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:13,351 We're gonna get out of this. 712 00:39:14,961 --> 00:39:16,832 [rock music playing] 713 00:39:16,963 --> 00:39:17,920 [thorpe] How'd it go? 714 00:39:18,051 --> 00:39:19,661 They loved me. 715 00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:21,576 Said I was just the sort Of colorful personality 716 00:39:21,707 --> 00:39:23,143 That they're looking for. 717 00:39:23,273 --> 00:39:25,101 So, what kind of stuff Did they ask you? 718 00:39:25,232 --> 00:39:28,366 Strangely enough, because this Is surf report, mostly surfing. 719 00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:30,498 But I guess you can Skip over that part. 720 00:39:30,629 --> 00:39:33,196 Oh, I know a thing or two About riding a wave, trevor. 721 00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:36,417 Although, I don't usually waste My time with the kind of mush 722 00:39:36,548 --> 00:39:38,288 We've got here In santa monica bay. 723 00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:39,464 Where do you waste your time? 724 00:39:39,594 --> 00:39:41,248 Away, sunset beach. 725 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,815 Two weeks every winter. 726 00:39:42,945 --> 00:39:44,251 I used to compete there. 727 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:47,515 Hell, I competed everywhere, Even your own australia. 728 00:39:47,646 --> 00:39:49,082 Wow! 729 00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:50,605 -really? -yeah. 730 00:39:50,736 --> 00:39:54,000 The last time was The gold coast, 1968. 731 00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:55,175 Only three of us made it 732 00:39:55,305 --> 00:39:57,307 To the final round Of competition. 733 00:39:57,438 --> 00:40:00,485 I lost out to A local named midget-- 734 00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:01,660 Midget farrelly? 735 00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:02,835 Yeah. 736 00:40:02,965 --> 00:40:04,097 You're kidding me. 737 00:40:04,227 --> 00:40:05,272 You remember him? 738 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,491 [laughing] 739 00:40:06,621 --> 00:40:08,188 Remember him? He was my idol. 740 00:40:08,318 --> 00:40:09,407 I'd nearly break my neck 741 00:40:09,537 --> 00:40:10,843 Trying to pull Of some of his maneuvers. 742 00:40:10,973 --> 00:40:12,192 [laughing] He was amazing. 743 00:40:12,322 --> 00:40:13,672 I had no idea you were-- 744 00:40:13,802 --> 00:40:14,803 Hip? Cool? 745 00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:16,022 Full of it. 746 00:40:16,152 --> 00:40:17,545 Don't listen to him, man. 747 00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:19,721 Earlier he told me He was lifeguard. 748 00:40:46,966 --> 00:40:48,358 [hammering] 749 00:41:02,024 --> 00:41:03,809 [hammering] 750 00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:35,493 [generator's engine working] 751 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,421 [engine dies out] 752 00:41:53,598 --> 00:41:54,729 What the hell's going on? 753 00:41:56,035 --> 00:41:57,732 The generator's run out of gas. 754 00:41:57,863 --> 00:41:59,212 There's more in the garage. 755 00:41:59,342 --> 00:42:00,126 Shut up. 756 00:42:00,256 --> 00:42:01,127 [dick] Hey, hey. 757 00:42:02,084 --> 00:42:03,259 You. 758 00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:05,044 You know how to deal with this? 759 00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:07,046 Look, why don't we Just go down there-- 760 00:42:07,176 --> 00:42:08,438 Was I talking to you? 761 00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:09,657 How about it? 762 00:42:12,051 --> 00:42:14,140 Yeah. Sure. 763 00:42:14,270 --> 00:42:15,794 You're coming with me. 764 00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:18,579 Anybody get out of line, You shoot them. 765 00:42:41,776 --> 00:42:44,692 Wait a minute. Give me that. 766 00:42:47,042 --> 00:42:49,828 The generator's in a shed, Outside the garage. 767 00:42:51,351 --> 00:42:52,439 Okay. Go on. 768 00:43:14,461 --> 00:43:19,031 [struggling] 769 00:43:22,425 --> 00:43:25,080 [thumping and groaning] 770 00:43:25,211 --> 00:43:27,169 -jill! -shh! 771 00:43:29,911 --> 00:43:30,912 Dick? 772 00:43:32,827 --> 00:43:34,263 Dick? Everything all right? 773 00:43:42,663 --> 00:43:43,533 What's going on here? 774 00:43:43,664 --> 00:43:45,057 You tell me. 775 00:43:45,187 --> 00:43:46,406 He's got one of my people With him. 776 00:43:46,536 --> 00:43:48,626 Come here. Bring that light With you. Come on! 777 00:43:52,064 --> 00:43:53,456 Give me that light. 778 00:43:53,587 --> 00:43:54,588 Hold up. 779 00:43:55,545 --> 00:43:56,764 Anybody moves an inch, 780 00:43:56,895 --> 00:43:58,418 By the time I get back, 781 00:43:58,548 --> 00:43:59,724 I will waste him. 782 00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:01,029 Go. Go. 783 00:44:18,438 --> 00:44:19,613 Jill? 784 00:44:19,744 --> 00:44:20,962 Go on. 785 00:44:24,270 --> 00:44:25,488 You okay? 786 00:44:28,753 --> 00:44:30,058 You okay? 787 00:44:34,454 --> 00:44:35,977 Dick, quit playing around. 788 00:44:41,809 --> 00:44:43,593 [shot] 789 00:44:56,389 --> 00:44:58,086 -uh. -you all right? 790 00:45:13,885 --> 00:45:17,323 The santa monica pier, long-time landmark of that town, 791 00:45:17,453 --> 00:45:19,542 Seems to have weathered The storm pretty well. 792 00:45:19,673 --> 00:45:21,153 We're getting reports, though, 793 00:45:21,283 --> 00:45:23,155 That the redondo pier Wasn't so lucky. 794 00:45:23,285 --> 00:45:25,157 [car horn] 795 00:45:26,332 --> 00:45:27,725 That's my mom. 796 00:45:28,682 --> 00:45:31,598 Listen, hobie. Thanks for everything. 797 00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:33,818 You gotta go? 798 00:45:33,948 --> 00:45:36,168 Yeah. My parents Are probably freaking. 799 00:45:36,298 --> 00:45:37,560 You know how they can be? 800 00:45:37,691 --> 00:45:39,040 Yeah. Sure. 801 00:45:41,303 --> 00:45:44,350 I guess that verbal guarantee The workman gave you 802 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,091 Wasn't good for much. 803 00:45:46,221 --> 00:45:48,006 Yeah. Well, I'm sure My dad's gonna have 804 00:45:48,136 --> 00:45:50,443 A couple choice words With that guy. 805 00:45:53,794 --> 00:45:54,839 [car horn] 806 00:45:56,579 --> 00:45:58,756 Well, see ya. 807 00:46:01,889 --> 00:46:03,761 Alex, wait. 808 00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:09,549 Being with you today was great. 809 00:46:10,855 --> 00:46:12,465 I think you're great. 810 00:46:13,161 --> 00:46:14,772 I think you're great, too. 811 00:46:27,697 --> 00:46:28,655 Call me? 812 00:46:39,666 --> 00:46:43,713 Rock music playing on radio] 813 00:46:46,934 --> 00:46:48,980 [radio host] We've got a new Surf reporter at the station 814 00:46:49,110 --> 00:46:50,982 And says we should have quite A swell for the next few days. 815 00:46:51,112 --> 00:46:52,679 [thorpe] That's right. And it'll be plenty dangerous, 816 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,333 So I don't wanna see Any surfers out 817 00:46:54,463 --> 00:46:56,030 Until the waves Have calmed down. 818 00:46:56,161 --> 00:46:57,640 Hey, man. What are you talking about? 819 00:46:57,771 --> 00:46:59,294 Lifeguard's gonna be busy enough without having to babysit 820 00:46:59,425 --> 00:47:00,818 A bunch of hotdogging airheads 821 00:47:00,948 --> 00:47:02,384 That don't know enough To keep out of storm waves. 822 00:47:02,515 --> 00:47:04,038 Who let that guy in here? 823 00:47:30,412 --> 00:47:33,328 [ending music]